Left the cookies in your bed/You said “Santa’s gonna lose his head”/I said “Baby, he’s not the one/Checking my list when the night is done”/Tinsel tangled on the floor I wore red, then a little bit more/If I make the nice list now/They’ll know I sold my halo out 

Pre-Chorus 1

I lit the tree, then I lit your phone/I’ve been bad but not alone/You said snow, I said “try me here”/So don’t act shocked, you knew all fucking year 

Chorus 1

I’ve been naughty this year/Did it big, made it loud, made it clear/Hung the mistletoe low and the drama high/Wrapped up trouble in a bow so tight/Yeah, I’ve been bold, broke rules, drank cheer/But I looked good doing it, dear/So if they ask/Tell ‘em I’ve been naughty this year 

Verse 2

Said I’d calm down by July/But I caught heat in a snowman’s eye/Wrote “love me” in the frost outside/Then kissed some dumb bitch just outta spite/Reindeer heard me curse the sky/Elves don’t speak they just roll their eyes/If this sleigh crashes, blame my style/I’ve been guilty all the while 

Pre-Chorus 2

I texted you “come ring the bell”/You showed up and oh well/We broke the rules, broke the couch/Guess Santa’s not the only one going south 

Chorus 2

I’ve been naughty this year/Hot cocoa, cold heart, and no fear/Lit a spark in the snow, made it burn/Took a left when I swore I’d learn/Yeah, I’ve been wild, winked at your cashier/But I owned it, loud and clear/So if they ask/Tell ‘em I’ve been naughty this year 

Bridge

Tinsel in my hair, red on my lips/Midnight dare, peppermint kiss/I didn’t lie, I didn’t pray/I just fucking slayed my sleigh 

Chorus 3

I’ve been naughty this year/Don’t forgive me just come near/Poured my sins in a holiday mug/And served it hot with a little smug/Yeah, I’ve been wild, I’ve been too sincere/But I looked damn cute in reindeer/So if they ask/Tell ‘em I’ve been naughty this year