What's Your Return Policy?

Ooh-ooh-oF♯moh

I Dwalked in holding the box like it was a bomb

F♯mGift receipt folded, taped to the top

Said "I Djust want store credit,"

Like that could make up for what I F♯mlost

Uh-uh-oh

The Dlady at the counter said

"You're outside the return windF♯mow"

And I almost laughed

Girl, Dtell me abEout it

What's your reAturn policy on Eheartbreak?

Can I get back F♯mtime I didn't mean to sDpend?

Can I exAchange this version Eof myself

For the F♯mone I was back thDen?

If I still have the Abox

And I never wore the Elove

Can I bring it bacF♯mk?

Can I get enoDugh?

Ooh-C♯mooh- B♯mooh- Aooh

Ah-ah-ah

I Dkept the tags on

I knew I'd regret it

Didn't F♯mrip the seams

Didn't leave a mark

Why cDan't I give it back?

You said "fF♯minal sale"

But I didn't know that meant mDe

You said I should've read the fine print

But I was too busy F♯mwriting your name in cursive on every receipt

EAh-ah- Dah

What's your reAturn policy on Eheartbreak?

Can I get back F♯mtime I didn't mean to Dspend?

Can I exAchange this version Eof myself

For the F♯mone I was back thDen?

If I still have the Abox

And I never wore the Elove

Can I bring it bacF♯mk?

Can I get enoDugh?